Thursday, August 7, 2008

100% Effective Birth Control

Now, I know what you are all thinking...and NO! I have no reason to be taking any kind of birth control at this moment in my life...so don't worry. However, I have stumbled across the most effective form of birth control ever created. Anyone interested? It's called the "Live-With-Your-Sister-and-Her-Husband-and-Their-Six-Screaming-Kids." Trust me, you will be "kid free" for the next ten years of your life after just one dose of this. Hahaha! I am totally kidding! I love these guys to Eternity. Everyone of possess a unique and colorful personality that makes life in the Saaga home exciting and interesting.

Here's a pic of my new "House" mates. I decided to move out of my parents house and into my sisters. Hahahaha. At least here I can have my own room, and my own space - well...kind of. So far its not that bad.

The oldest is Conrad Keaunui Keo Saaga

He's 14 turn 15 in December; looks like he's 17, and acts like he's 25! He definitely looks like his dad's mini-me...which is kinda scary...lol. Being the oldest, he does his best to help out with his younger siblings, but sometimes he thinks he can talk to me like I'm not his aunty. That's when he gets slapped back into reality. I'm waiting for that day he brings a girl home just to see the look on my sisters face. Poor thing, he doesn't know what he's gonna get himself into when that happens, because not only will he get it from his parents, but also from ALL his aunties and uncles! I can't wait. Hahaha.

Chelsea Rarotonga Saaga is next

She is the most photogenic of the lot as you can see. The secondary caretaker of the babies. But don't be foold by her enchanting smile. That face changes real quick if she doesn't like what she sees/hears/smells/whatever! Lol. If looks could kill, I wouldn't be blogging right now. She is sooooooo her mother's daughter, but the only difference is that she can be totally shy. Watching her grow up continues to age me. It seems like it was just yesterday when I would dress her up like she was the Barbie I never had. Poor girl...she hated it when I would do that. But that's one of the perks of being an aunty. You can do what you want, and send them kicking and screaming to their parents.

And now Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Cade Kawika Maluae Saaga


As you can tell by his picture, he's a HAM!!! He has always been the entertainer of the family. Ever since he was 2, he would entertain us all with his imitation of Polynesian dancing. I definitely worry about this one. He's the HUGEST flirt. Another trait he's grown accustomed to since he was 2. It doesn't matter where we are, he manages to find the nearest OLDER girl, and start up a conversation with them. He found his first girlfriend at the age of 3, and his victim was 15!!! So mothers lock up your daughters if you see this one coming down the street!

Caylee Latafale Lina Saaga is next in line

Another entertainer in the family. It must middle child syndrome. Unlike her older sister, this little girl makes a new friend, and sometimes a new enemy, wherever she goes. She's the type of person that people love to hate. She's bossy, sassy, and doesn't care what anyone thinks. Yet, at the same time she can be extrememly sensitive. Even though she doesn't care what you think, she is affected if anyone says hurtful things about her. She loves being in the lime light, and its a constant competition between her and her older brother. Yes, she is a DIVA!!!

Then there's Caleb So'i Ako Saaga

Pictures are worth a thousand words, and these pictures are telling me, Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde. I sometimes think he's bipolar! He is the sweetest kid at times who goes out and picks you flowers, and gives you gifts, and then all of a sudden something flips and he'll be screaming and threatening to kill you! Somebody get this child some help. Lol. But one thing that remains constant is that he always defends his loved ones. He is their bodyguard, and he doesn't care who you are, he's got it set in his mind that he can take you down. Its kinda scary.

And here's the baby, Curt Nono'a Saaga

I said this about all the kids when they were born, but I mean it this time. This is soooooooooo MY baby. I don't like to say this, but I have to admit, HE is my favorite. Probably because he's the last one. But he is different from the others. He's such a chill baby, and so easy to satisfy. He's super bright, I like to think. I actually feel like when I talk to him, he understands what I'm saying. I know it sounds crazy, but I'm sticking to it. Lol. He turns 1 in October, but his body says otherwise. He's such a fattie, and I LOVE IT!!!

Well, there you have it. My new housemates. I love them all!


4 comments:

Ashleigh said...

Haha Caylee is such a cutie. She used to come into the office all the time, and sit in the chair beside me...then for the next hour all I would hear is "Auntie, what you doing?" "Auntie why did you do that?" "Auntie who's on the phone?" "Auntie can I color on your paper?"
and my personal favorite - I was in my Ola uniform which has pretty high slits on the side, so you can see pretty far up the leg when you sit down, and since I was in the office I was sitting at my computer. It was just me on my side of the office, so I didn't really care, cause Ope's desk was all the way across the office so HOPEFULLY nobody would come in before we closed. Anyways, so she comes in and sits by me and says "Auntie how come I can see your okole?"
HAHA! I was rolling. Have fun with your new roomies :)

Keo's said...

You got them spot on! Howz your new digs? Tell the roomies we said Hi. Have Fun!

Line said...

Cute post! Baby is soooo adorable! And yes, I have to agree... Being around screaming kids is the best birth control. I should've made an effort to be around screaming kids more often before I had a baby. Oh well, too late! Lol, jk motherhood is the bomb dot com! Hahahaha

Greg Dowden said...

All i got to say is...OKAY! You hit it sis! LOL! you totally summarized those kids perfectly! LOL! AWe i miss them! LOL!